I Urge Everyone To Say A Prayer For New Orleans Denizens
Do I fuck as like!
I just read a comment on a web site in which some Yank Bible Belt Loon stands on her soapbox and takes it upon herself to lecture the good folks discussing technology about how they should just “shut the heck up and pray for those poor people from New Orleans; how dare you make jokes when so many will be suffering?”.
I had to go back & read the article to find the no doubt incredibly amusing joke about New Orleans…but there wasn’t one.
I wish I’d signed up to the site so I could create arguments by responding with “I want to say a prayer but which God should I pray to?” but I’ve done it all before & there is only so much humour to be dragged out of Fat Angry Merkins who regularly use the phrases like “Un-American” when talking to Europeans, “I will pray for you” as if that “un-loses” the argument they just lost by providing them with a moral get-out clause & so on.
So, let us just answer the simple question:
“Should we pray for the people of New Orleans?”
No.
Allow me to explain why:
Much as I sympathise with them, prayers won’t help. God sent this storm & he isn’t likely to be changing his mind. You could ask Satan to lend a hand. Being an adversary of Gods for some considerable time now, he might just kick Gods butt for fun & kicks. Not likely though, so forget prayers.
Anyway, how many times does God have to say “Don’t fucking live there human peeps!” before people wake the fuck up & say “Okay God, your planet, your call & you are like, hard as fuckin’ nails man, so, Yeah Baby, we’ll go set up home somewhere else.”
Seriously, he’s said it twice already - how many times before people learn?
Which reminds me of a joke:
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Fuck all. You’ve told her twice already & she hasn’t listened.
