Message From Tuchuk To Terrorists
Dear Terros’,
Stop fucking about bombing planes, troops, ships, buildings and shit. You will NEVER get what you want.
Instead, go bomb the Houses Of Parliament.
Do that & we’ll dedicate a day of the year to you & light big bonfires across the country to commemorate the occasion. Hot soup will be served to warm us while we think of the goodness you have given us. Fireworks will be set off to enthrall adults & children alike as we are reminded of your derring-do.
But best of all, you’ll have freed 60 odd million UK citizens from a tyranny of evil.
Or something.