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	<title>Webrant.co.uk presents: Wolf Tuchuk</title>
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	<description>The legend that would be Prime Minister if Jeremy Clarkson wasn't so much better qualified for the job.</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 11:30:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>A Challenge</title>
		<link>http://www.webrant.co.uk/tuchuk/?p=79</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 11:30:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had an interesting conversation today. It centered around what is wrong with this contry (deliberate typo there) today. A multitude of points were made but I&#8217;ll focus on one &#38; issue you with a challenge:
Question everything.
That&#8217;s the challenge. Why? Well, today we are run by a governement that appears determined to stop us thinking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Really Piss A Man Off</title>
		<link>http://www.webrant.co.uk/tuchuk/?p=76</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I couldn&#8217;t wait for Friday so I went out on the piss last night. It was a fairly uneventful evening until around 10.30.
Several pints to the bladder &#38; I was in need of more room to store beer - so off to the Gents I went. I stood at the urinal, decided to focus on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lunchbreaks</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:45:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I walked into a garage today. I had to fight my way through the queue to the tills just to get into the shop. This annoyance was compounded by my having to push between a fat ugly woman &#38; a spotty yoof in a hoodie.
I grabbed me a sarnie &#38; spotted that the tills were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook Fuckwittery</title>
		<link>http://www.webrant.co.uk/tuchuk/?p=73</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
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Just got forwarded this on Facebook:
&#8220;Write If somebody called CHERYL JOHNSON SHE IS FROM AUSTRALIA adds you to their facebok account/invites you to be their friend DON&#8217;T accept it because it&#8217;s a hacker. Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on yours adds them, you get them on your list and he&#8217;l figure out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Urge Everyone To Say A Prayer For New Orleans Denizens</title>
		<link>http://www.webrant.co.uk/tuchuk/?p=72</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do I fuck as like!
I just read a comment on a web site in which some Yank Bible Belt Loon stands on her soapbox and takes it upon herself to lecture the good folks discussing technology about how they should just &#8220;shut the heck up and pray for those poor people from New Orleans; how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Subway - Subpar?</title>
		<link>http://www.webrant.co.uk/tuchuk/?p=70</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:50:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tuchuk</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Travelling about, as I do, I&#8217;m always on the lookout for cheap, easy to access places to eat. Sadly, many places are out of reach - you can see &#8216;em, you can smell &#8216;em, but you can&#8217;t get to them without parking fucking miles away, or paying in a fucking car park. For this reason [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Going Back To McDonalds!</title>
		<link>http://www.webrant.co.uk/tuchuk/?p=69</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:15:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t been to Maccy Dees for absolutely bloody ages (as in years), and for 3 good reasons:

The food is shit.
I found myself going in calm &#38; leaving angry.
The food is shit.

We all know the food tastes shit (which is why we enjoy it so much), so no need for me to expand on that.

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		<title>Knife crime operation draws blank</title>
		<link>http://www.webrant.co.uk/tuchuk/?p=67</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 07:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tuchuk</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[According to the BBC in this article, the police conducted an operation to combat knife crime by searching over 260 young people &#38; having a further 140+ go through a &#8220;knife arch&#8221;.
Which begs the question: What is a knife arch?
An arch made out of knives? Isn&#8217;t that dangerous - what if it collapses. Oh noes! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Should Maggie Thatcher Have A State Funeral</title>
		<link>http://www.webrant.co.uk/tuchuk/?p=66</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 18:17:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tuchuk</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Fuck my old goats, is the legendary Maggie dead?
You&#8217;d be forgiven for thinking so reading this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7538482.stm
If I was her, I&#8217;d find out who decided to have a good old discussion about this &#38; punch their fucking lights out. What till she&#8217;s popped er cloggs assholes, then we can talk about whether we should burn her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fat Women</title>
		<link>http://www.webrant.co.uk/tuchuk/?p=65</link>
		<comments>http://www.webrant.co.uk/tuchuk/?p=65#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:41:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tuchuk</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Tuchuk has made a decision.
He will no longer go out with fatties.
I&#8217;ve done my bit for Fatties In Need.

    

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		<title>Woolworths Advert Creators Must Work In A Basement With No Windows</title>
		<link>http://www.webrant.co.uk/tuchuk/?p=62</link>
		<comments>http://www.webrant.co.uk/tuchuk/?p=62#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tuchuk</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Woolworths ad on the TV, banging on about some RnB album &#38; they say &#8220;The perfect accompaniment to your summer&#8221;.
Anyone seen any summer round here?
Didn&#8217;t think so. Slags. Try giving me something to accompany the rain. That would be more useful.

    

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		<title>Tuchuk Embarrasses A Fatty; Watches The Grand Prix</title>
		<link>http://www.webrant.co.uk/tuchuk/?p=60</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 16:08:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sat in a pub, waiting for the Grand Prix to start &#38; I&#8217;m talking to some Randoms in a way that only blokes can when discussing sport. I.e. We talking like we know it all but chances are the sum of our knowledge concerning Formula 1 Grand Prixs comes from listening to the commentators [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Message From Tuchuk To Terrorists</title>
		<link>http://www.webrant.co.uk/tuchuk/?p=61</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 12:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Terros&#8217;,
Stop fucking about bombing planes, troops, ships, buildings and shit. You will NEVER get what you want.
Instead, go bomb the Houses Of Parliament.
Do that &#38; we&#8217;ll dedicate a day of the year to you &#38; light big bonfires across the country to commemorate the occasion. Hot soup will be served to warm us while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Confused</title>
		<link>http://www.webrant.co.uk/tuchuk/?p=59</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:44:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those that know me, know that I have many friends. Imaginary friends. They are actually real people but I imagine that are my friends  
Contrary to popular belief though, I do actually have a mate, his name is MoFo. When I woke this morning I had 2 voicemail messages from him:
Voicemail number 1: &#8220;Nunchukas!&#8221;
Voicemail [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tuchuk Indulges In A Spot Of Road-Rage</title>
		<link>http://www.webrant.co.uk/tuchuk/?p=58</link>
		<comments>http://www.webrant.co.uk/tuchuk/?p=58#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 10:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Early (by my standards) the other morning I was driving a motorbike along the M27. Matrix signs started warning of queues ahead - not a problem when on the bike. The queue started on the M27 &#38; continued onto the M3. I happily filtered through the traffic which was virtually at a stand still so [...]]]></description>
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