More bullshit
Civilian policing ‘is half-baked’
Anyone seen leaving graffiti can be fined by the “accredited persons”
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A scheme which gives “policing” powers to civilians in England and Wales has been described as “half-baked” by the Police Federation.
More than 1,400 people can hand out fines for littering, seize alcohol from underage drinkers and demand names and addresses of those who are anti-social
Accredited persons? What about an ass kicking, beat em till they’re raw, like a red headed stepchild. Burn the bodies of these fucking tards and use the heat generated to power the country. People burn like candles and these scumbags are cheaper than coal, plus there’s lots more of them these days, infant mortality rates being reduced is only really a good thing if they’re not born into scumbag families that are too dumb to be part of society, so fuckin burn em. See below
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Theories about Spontaneous Human Combustion- Alchoholism - many Spontaneous Human Combustion vicitms have been alcoholics. But experiments in the 19th century demonstrated that flesh impregnated with alcohol will not burn with the intense heat associated with Spontaneous Human Combustion.
- Deposits of flammable body fat - Many victims have been overweight - yet others have been skinny.
- Devine Intervention - Centuries ago people felt that the explosion was a sign from God of devine punishment.
- Build-up of static electricity - no known form of electrostatic discharge could cause a human to burst into flames.
- An explosive combination of chemicals can form in the digestive system - due to poor diet.
- Electrical fields that exist within the human body might be capable of ’short circuiting’ somehow, that some sort of atomic chain reaction could generate tremendous internal heat.
No satisfactory explanation of Spontaneous Human Combustion has ever been given. It is still an unsolved mystery.”
These fuckers burn really hot and would produce a lot of energy, imagine how much free electric you could get from some of those fat fucks at Asda.
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