Category Archives: Out Driving

I drive a lot. In this category I regale, amuse, scare & relate various things that have happened, amused, scared etc. whilst out driving.

Correct Distance?

I spotted these signs and was so bemused that the next time I passed by, I stopped and photographed them. Here are the two signs, one on each side of the road, right opposite each other (apologies for the bad focus): Can’t see too much eh? I’ll zoom in on each sign for you: Now… Read More »

Park And Ride Retard

I was driving in Reading, Berks (clearly they all are round there) when I saw this sign: “Ooh! I know! Let’s tell ’em that the parking is free but then charge them a fortune to get on the bus!” Nice one, fucktards. Here’s an idea for you: How about if I just park in the… Read More »

Why Not To Play With Your New Toy While Driving

I had a long way to drive so I thought I would spend the time productively by getting to learn about all the different functions on my camera. I strongly recommend NOT doing this. This is last shot I managed to take. I took this by accidentally pressing the button while simultaneously yelling “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKK!” and… Read More »